Mediocre Times

These are the times we actually live in...mediocity galore!  If you can actually read these words you are highly likely smarter then our President.  The guys that ran against him in the election were a collection of half wits at best.  Everyone points at problems, but NOBODY has solutions.

But then there's this:  I take little serious.  But this is one thing that is very dear to my heart...

Veteran wire reporter Helen Thomas is vowing to 'kill herself' if Dick Cheney announces he is running for president.

The newspaper HILL first reported the startling claim on Thursday.

"The day Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself," she told the HILL. "All we need is one more liar."
Thomas added, "I think he'd like to run, but it would be a sad day for the country if he does."

There she is...sext beauty, I think she's actually already dead in the picture.  Perhaps she's pulling a one cheek sneek there.  She looks a bit like the Emperor from Star Wars.

Okay here's the deal...when I try to park my car I am absolutely a fan of Roe V Wade.  There are just too many people out there and not enough parking spots.  We need to thin the heard a bit if you will...and who better to thin out then a hunch backed woman who is probably a hazard behind the wheel anyhow.

Don't get me wrong, I don't want Dick Cheney to be President...hell I don't even want him to run.  When the "Dick Chain" comes through town...I don't want any part of it.  But think of the possibilities.

I would love some of these talking heads to just jump off the planet.  Go ahead, we'll make do.  I love that these are supposed to be threats.  When Clinton ran against G. Bush the original, Barbra Streisand said she would leave America if GHWB won the election.  I am sure somewhere in her corrupt mind she believes that people voted for Bill Clinton just for fear that they'd lose her off key singing.  To think we could have been spared "The Mirror Has Two Faces," both of which are scary!

Death pool bets in!  Who dies first Dick Cheney or Helen Thomas?  I say the first one goes to Heaven and the other...is in "The Mirror Has Two Faces 2.  Electric Boogaloo."